'Baby Doc' Returns To Haiti

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'Baby Doc' Returns To Haiti

Former dictator Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier returned to Haiti nearly 25 years after he was deposed in a coup. What do you think?

  • "Never heard of him. Was he one of our dictators?"

    Udo Cox
    Sack Sorter
  • "Maybe he left something there. The last time I packed in a hurry I forgot my toothbrush and my phone charger."

    Carrie Allen
    Luster Applicator
  • "That's terrific news! Haiti sure could use all the doctors it can get right now."

    Pete Gray
    Judge
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