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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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'Baby Doc' Returns To Haiti

Former dictator Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier returned to Haiti nearly 25 years after he was deposed in a coup. What do you think?

  • "Never heard of him. Was he one of our dictators?"

    Udo Cox Sack Sorter
  • "Maybe he left something there. The last time I packed in a hurry I forgot my toothbrush and my phone charger."

    Carrie Allen Luster Applicator
  • "That's terrific news! Haiti sure could use all the doctors it can get right now."

    Pete Gray Judge

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