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Baby Einstein DVDs Don't Work

A research team at the University of Washington has determined that babies watching television for an hour a day learned less vocabulary than babies that watched no television. What do you think?
  • "True, but they develop witty comebacks and zingers a lot earlier."

    Rick Klein
    Golf Pro
  • "I'm happy to teach my baby personally, but are these researchers aware that everything I know also comes from TV?"

    Cynthia Haggarty
    Mail Sorter
  • "This is great news. Finally a proven method to get my baby to shut the hell up."

    Paul Lamphert
    Systems Analyst
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