"Damn it! Every time I memorize the endangered-species list, some bureaucrat changes it."James Threadman Production Technician
"There goes any hope I had of my basement full of bald eagles appreciating in value."Paul Abramowicz Quality-Control Supervisor
"And with that, trout go back onto the endangered-species list."Karenne Eng Elevator Operator
A recent survey indicated that bald eagles would soon be taken off the endangered-species list. What do you think?