Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

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Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

For the achievement of giving the world "hope for a better future," President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. What do you think?
  • "Oh, to be honored among such towering presidents as Woodrow Wilson and Jimmy Carter."

    Peter Kearns
    Systems Analyst
  • "Watch out, Nobel Committee—you're about to get the ACORN treatment."

    Esther Park
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  • "It still doesn't live up to the time George W. Bush caught a seven-and-a-half-pound perch in his own private lake. Seven and a half pounds!"

    Doug Glennon
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