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Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Barbara Walters To Have Heart Surgery

Eighty-year-old journalist and cohost of The View Barbara Walters is scheduled to have a heart valve replaced this week. What do you think?

  • "A life lived in soft focus will catch up with you."

    Sue Donelly Jacket Preparer
  • "Heart surgery? I thought Barbara Walters ran on pure sexual energy."

    Alan Wiggs Systems Analyst
  • "I thought I heard her announcing that on the show, but it was hard to tell. She got interrupted five times and somehow they were talking about Simon Cowell? Then Joy yelled a joke and I decided I deserved a nap."

    Brian Deal Eight-Section Blower

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