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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Barbie Appears On Cover Of ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue

Sports Illustrated celebrated the 50th anniversary of its popular swimsuit issue by featuring Barbie in a one-piece, inciting backlash from critics arguing that the cover promotes the objectification and sexualization of women. What do you think?

  • “This is horrible. Putting Barbie in a swimsuit completely undermines her standing as a feminist icon.”

    Angela Ward Systems Analyst
  • “Ooh, now I can get my Bryce Harper cover issue and make them kiss!”

    Gordon Scouler Lead Product Tester
  • “It’s time we stop viewing dolls as mere objects and start realizing they’re incredible, living creatures with minds of their own.”

    Colin Fisher Crop Grower
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