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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Barbie Appears On Cover Of ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue

Sports Illustrated celebrated the 50th anniversary of its popular swimsuit issue by featuring Barbie in a one-piece, inciting backlash from critics arguing that the cover promotes the objectification and sexualization of women. What do you think?

  • “This is horrible. Putting Barbie in a swimsuit completely undermines her standing as a feminist icon.”

    Angela Ward Systems Analyst
  • “Ooh, now I can get my Bryce Harper cover issue and make them kiss!”

    Gordon Scouler Lead Product Tester
  • “It’s time we stop viewing dolls as mere objects and start realizing they’re incredible, living creatures with minds of their own.”

    Colin Fisher Crop Grower
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