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'Bard' Captivates Potter Fans

J.K. Rowling's first post–Harry Potter book, The Tales Of Beedle The Bard, has become another bestseller for the author. What do you think?
  • "I'd like to see her write about something other than wizards and warlocks. Maybe elves."

    Noel Hildebrant
    Cashier
  • "I know, I've already read it! I thought the last tale, 'Lustoc The Mage Capitalizes On A Cultural Phenomenon,' was fantastic."

    Angela Sabatke
    Unemployed
  • "Who cares about dumb wizards now? Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Vampires! Vampires! Vampires!"

    Wayne Kokkinos
    Floor Supervisor
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