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Barnes & Noble Releases Color Nook

Bookseller Barnes & Noble announced the release of a full-color, touch-screen version of its Nook e-reader last week. What do you think?

  • "A Nook? No thank you! They'll be pulling this Borders Kobo from my cold dead fingers!"

    James Warshaw
    Systems Analyst
  • "There's a new Nook? You gotta be fucking shitting me."

    Tabitha Crane
    Mechanical Subassembler
  • "It's only a matter of time before Oliver Twist is peppered with pop-up ads for gruel and waistcoats."

    Barry Kaplan
    Incinerator Operator
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