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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Barr May Take Republican Votes

Former Republican congressman Bob Barr of Georgia was nominated as the Libertarian Party's presidential candidate and may take votes away from John McCain. What do you think?
  • “And then there's Barack Obama. That guy's taking a huge chunk of the vote away from McCain."

    Linda Vega Systems Analyst
  • "I'd gladly vote for Mr. Barr if I didn't consider the voter registration process such a flagrant affront of my personal liberties."

    Alan Chambers Welder
  • "So up until this nomination, our best choice to ensure public rights and personal freedoms was John McCain?"

    Andrew Saunders Animal Trainer

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