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Vol 42 Issue 07

Gretzky: 'I Never Bet On Baseball'

TURIN, ITALY—Despite being at the forefront of an illegal hockey-gambling-ring controversy, former hockey great and head coach of Canada's Olympic hockey team Wayne Gretzky once again reaffirmed his claim that he has never placed a bet on a professional baseball game.
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Batman vs. Bin Laden

Frank Miller and DC Comics announced that they would be publishing a graphic novel in which Batman hunts down Osama bin Laden. What do you think?
  • "Did Katrina teach us nothing? We need Batman here, at home."

    Charlie Edwards
    Clerk
  • "A cartoon targeting the Muslim world. I bet that'll go over great."

    Jane Baker
    Concessions Director
  • "Superheroes taking on real-life enemies doesn't always work, if you recall the Incredible Hulk vs. Pol Pot crossover."

    Maury Frontega
    Day Trader
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