Beatles Edition Of Rock Band Coming Out

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Area Man Down To Final Week Of Heyday

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After reportedly tiring of hearing chefs on television recommend kosher salt, a retired barber has introduced Blessed Christians Salt, which is sea salt blessed by an Episcopal priest. What to you think?
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Beatles Edition Of Rock Band Coming Out

The Beatles: Rock Band is scheduled to hit shelves Sept. 9. What do you think?
  • “Finally. I was going broke replacing my smashed instruments from playing the The Who: Rock Band.”

    Kai Twiller
  • "I heard that after completing the game you and your friends never talk again."

    Patti Wipprecht
    Branch Controls Specialist
  • "Forget going to Best Buy on Sept. 9—there'll be hordes of screaming girls everywhere."

    Walter Holmes
    Pawn Shop Owner
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