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Beatty Bedded 12,775 Women, Book Says

According to a biography by Peter Biskind, actor Warren Beatty has had sex with approximately 12,775 women in the past 52 years. What do you think?
  • "We should keep in mind that this number is a bit inflated by the 12,500-way he participated in back in 1967."

    Roberta Clowes Census Taker
  • "That's a lot of pancakes, if he cooked them pancakes the next morning like I assume he did."

    Dennis Loeb Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, I should get Peter Biskind to write my biography."

    Ivan Sturm Assayer

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