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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Bed Found In Fundamentalist Temple

Authorities searching a temple in the Texas compound of the Fundamentalist Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints found a bed they believe was where underage brides were forced to have sex with their new husbands. What do you think?
  • "What do these girls want, a throne?"

    Paul Oswald Systems Analyst
  • "Hey, they bought the calf, so the veal wasn't free."

    Theresa Kurtz Mail Sorter
  • "How do they know that's what the bed was used for? Did they smell it?"

    Jeff Cafarelli Quality Assurance Manager

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