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Coach Secretly Turned On By Illegal Formation

TAMPA BAY, FL—Buccaneers quarterbacks coach Alex Van Pelt admitted to reporters Saturday that even though he knows it's wrong and "very, very naughty," he secretly gets aroused when he sees a team line up in an illegal formation.

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Critics have long complained that instead of sticking to strong positions on issues such as immigration, federal spending, and health care reform, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has routinely changed his stance to appeal to voters. Here...
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Bee Species Rediscovered

Scientists from the University of California–Riverside announced they have rediscovered a bumblebee that was last seen in 1956. What do you think?

  • "Talk to me about honey. How much of it is there and how sweet? With bees that's all I want to know."

    Alex Marsh
    Oxidizer
  • "Two questions immediately arise. First, why were they so elusive for so long? Second, is there one on me?"

    Rich Hooper
    Greenskeeper
  • "Yeah, the Cockerell's bumblebee—sorry about that. They were trapped between my screen door and front door for a few decades, and I just recently got up the nerve to let the angry things out."

    Janel Savage
    Retired
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