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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Being Ignored On Facebook Lowers Self-Esteem

According to a new study, Facebook users who receive little feedback from friends in the form of comments, “likes,” and other messages are more likely to experience low self-esteem and feelings of meaninglessness. What do you think?

  • “The system works!”

    James Antonucci Field Contractor
  • “My dad likes all my posts, and somehow that makes it worse.”

    Steve Weininger General Practitioner
  • “I don’t think we’re going to make it as a species anymore.”

    Portia Barrientos Crafts Advisor

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