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Ben Affleck To Play Batman

The president of Warner Bros. announced yesterday that Ben Affleck will play the role of Batman in the 2015 sequel to this summer’s Man of Steel, in which Batman will join forces with Superman. What do you think?

  • “I can see him as Batman. But I think everyone could be Batman.”

    Cassandra Doering
    Orthotist
  • “I trust the artistic judgment of the president of Warner Bros.”

    Phillip Blangsted
    Systems Analyst
  • “Very proud of him.”

    Murray Guerin
    Ski Molder