Ben & Jerry’s–Inspired Porn Barred From Release

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Ben & Jerry’s–Inspired Porn Barred From Release

Following a legal settlement with Ben & Jerry’s, porn studio Caballero Video will not release its Ben & Cherry’s line of pornographic videos, featuring such titles as Peanut Butter D-Cup and Boston Cream Thigh, and which used packaging and slogans similar to that of the ice cream company. What do you think?

  • “Oh, like Ben & Jerry’s never released an ice cream based on porn.”

    Lorne Thom
    Slag Worker
  • “This sets a bad precedent for pornographers with conceptually muddled ideas.”

    Sara Eckton
    Bracelet Former
  • “Stay strong, Caballero Video.”

    Paolo Nardi
    Systems Analyst
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