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FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Ben & Jerry’s–Inspired Porn Barred From Release

Following a legal settlement with Ben & Jerry’s, porn studio Caballero Video will not release its Ben & Cherry’s line of pornographic videos, featuring such titles as Peanut Butter D-Cup and Boston Cream Thigh, and which used packaging and slogans similar to that of the ice cream company. What do you think?

  • “Oh, like Ben & Jerry’s never released an ice cream based on porn.”

    Lorne Thom Slag Worker
  • “This sets a bad precedent for pornographers with conceptually muddled ideas.”

    Sara Eckton Bracelet Former
  • “Stay strong, Caballero Video.”

    Paolo Nardi Systems Analyst
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