Benefits Extended To Federal Employees’ Domestic Partners

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Benefits Extended To Federal Employees’ Domestic Partners

President Obama signed a memo that expanded benefits to domestic partners of federal employees, including same-sex couples. What do you think?
  • "This is just a sneaky way for Obama to make homosexuals American citizens."

    Kath Santrello
    Systems Analyst
  • "Like federal employees don't screw around on the job enough as it is. Now they'll be spending all their time on Craigslist trying to find a domestic partner."

    James Rudow
    Edge Burnisher
  • "How immoral! Accessing a partner's flexible spending account to purchase prescription eyewear with pretax earnings is a right that should only be granted to those in religiously-sanctioned heterosexual relationships.”

    Ryan Welker
    Golf Range Attendant
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