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Bettie Page Dead

Infamous '50s pinup icon Bettie Page died yesterday at the age of 85 from the complications of a heart attack. What do you think?
  • "Who's the lucky guy who gets to embalm that broad?"

    Sam Tagliapietra
    Glass Blower
  • "Playboy owes her a debt of gratitude. As does Peep, Gander, Roving Eye, Look-See, Getta Loada Dose, Whoo Boy!, Ai-Ooooo-Ga!, Hotsy-Totsy, and Growwwl."

    Megan Young
    Systems Analyst
  • "Oh no. This is the first I've heard of it. I think that I will honor her by rubbing one out in the bathroom during my lunch break."

    Marvin Barnett
    Accountant
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