"Who's the lucky guy who gets to embalm that broad?"Sam Tagliapietra
"Playboy owes her a debt of gratitude. As does Peep, Gander, Roving Eye, Look-See, Getta Loada Dose, Whoo Boy!, Ai-Ooooo-Ga!, Hotsy-Totsy, and Growwwl."Megan Young
"Oh no. This is the first I've heard of it. I think that I will honor her by rubbing one out in the bathroom during my lunch break."Marvin Barnett
Infamous '50s pinup icon Bettie Page died yesterday at the age of 85 from the complications of a heart attack. What do you think?