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Beyoncé, Destiny's Child Album Sales Surge After Super Bowl

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CLEVELAND—As each of them looked around at the people gathered outside Quicken Loans Arena and fantasized about unholstering their weapon and taking aim directly at others, both a good guy with a gun and a bad guy with a gun attending the Republican National Convention reportedly worked themselves into a heightened state of excitement Thursday at the thought of unloading their firearm into the crowd.

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CLEVELAND—Describing how the bird of prey suddenly dived down from the sky at high velocity, sources confirmed Thursday that former GOP presidential nominee Bob Dole was picked off by a large red-tailed hawk circling above the Quicken Loans Arena parking lot.
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Beyoncé, Destiny's Child Album Sales Surge After Super Bowl

Online sales of Beyoncé’s albums have leapt 230 percent since her well-received Super Bowl halftime show Sunday, while digital record sales for her former group Destiny’s Child, with whom she reunited during the performance, have soared 600 percent. What do you think?

  • “Bandwagoners. I’ve been buying Beyoncé’s music since the inauguration.”

    Warren Vitale Library Director
  • “That was the most emotional reunion I’d seen since the Clydesdale reunited with the rancher 10 minutes earlier.”

    Alfie Nadel Gas Delivery Driver
  • “Wow. Someone should let advertisers know a Super Bowl appearance can really boost sales.”

    Molly Sarno Unemployed

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