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New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.

Tips For Hotel Etiquette

Staying in a hotel can be a fun and luxurious experience, but it requires consideration of the guests around you. The Onion presents its guide to hotel etiquette:
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Beyoncé Sings At U.N.

Last week, pop songstress Beyoncé met Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon and performed at the U.N.’s General Assembly Hall, filming a music video for the ballad “I Was Here” that will be released Sunday as part of World Humanitarian Day celebrations. What do you think?

  • “Wow. I can’t believe she got to meet Ban Ki-moon!”

    Lawrence Dalsgaard Rack Loader
  • “Finally, a serious solution to some real-world problems.”

    Linda Menges X-Ray Technician
  • “I thought she’d never make a comeback after she left Destiny’s Child. Way to go, Beyoncé!”

    Naveen Sunderaju Deckhand

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