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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Beyoncé Sings At U.N.

Last week, pop songstress Beyoncé met Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon and performed at the U.N.’s General Assembly Hall, filming a music video for the ballad “I Was Here” that will be released Sunday as part of World Humanitarian Day celebrations. What do you think?

  • “Wow. I can’t believe she got to meet Ban Ki-moon!”

    Lawrence Dalsgaard Rack Loader
  • “Finally, a serious solution to some real-world problems.”

    Linda Menges X-Ray Technician
  • “I thought she’d never make a comeback after she left Destiny’s Child. Way to go, Beyoncé!”

    Naveen Sunderaju Deckhand

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