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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Bible Verses Encoded On U.S. Military Gun Sights

ABC News reported that, since 2005, military contractor Trijicon has been engraving coded Bible passages on sniper sights supplied to soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. What do you think?
  • "It would be better if they were printed inside the barrel so the message would rub off on the bullet as it exited the gun."

    Lori Bean Systems Analyst
  • "And to think, all this time I’ve been hand-carving the Second Epistle to the Corinthians into my scope like some kind of chump."

    Brad Charles Sniper
  • "That's not fair. I heard the Jewish snipers got their rifles engraved with Seinfeld quotes."

    Jerry Bailey Substation Operator

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