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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Big Drugs About To Go Generic

The patents of six of the 10 bestselling prescription drugs will expire over the next two years, making room for cheaper generic equivalents. What do you think?

  • "I guess I could put the generic drug in some old Lipitor packaging so people will still think I’m well off."

    Anna Pepys General Handling Supervisor
  • "I hope they don't cheapen the production value of the commercials. It's nice to see baby boomers dressed in neutral colors looking so self-assured."

    Al Childs Systems Analyst
  • "Just two years, huh? Yeah, I think I can last that long."

    Neil Bond Unemployed
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