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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Bigfoot Corpse A Fraud

Members of Search For Bigfoot, Inc. said they had been tricked into buying a fake Sasquatch body from an ex-policeman. What do you think?
  • "I truly empathize with those guys because the exact same thing happened to me, but with a Burberry scarf."

    Jordan Pressler Personal Assistant
  • "Hopefully they can put all this behind them and continue their important work."

    Keith Crowley Event Planner
  • "So that means...the real Sasquatch is still on the loose! Oh no!"

    Patty Paik Accountant

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