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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Bigfoot Corpse A Fraud

Members of Search For Bigfoot, Inc. said they had been tricked into buying a fake Sasquatch body from an ex-policeman. What do you think?
  • "I truly empathize with those guys because the exact same thing happened to me, but with a Burberry scarf."

    Jordan Pressler Personal Assistant
  • "Hopefully they can put all this behind them and continue their important work."

    Keith Crowley Event Planner
  • "So that means...the real Sasquatch is still on the loose! Oh no!"

    Patty Paik Accountant

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