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Bigot Group Recommended Alienating Gays From Blacks

In a memo recently made public, the National Organization for Marriage suggested it would benefit the group's antigay marriage agenda to drive a wedge between blacks and gays. What do you think?

  • "This is only going to send the gays into the arms of the Puerto Ricans."

    Charles Kerova Benefits Manager
  • "Sweet! I always hoped this cultural firestorm would result in an epic dance-off!"

    Thom Preston Junction Maker
  • "I am shocked that a group like the National Organization for Marriage would resort to exploiting people's baseless fears and prejudices."

    Deena Hatfull Dowel Pointer

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