Bill Clinton, George W. Bush Watch NCAA Final Together

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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush Watch NCAA Final Together

Former U.S. presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush sat together in a luxury box at last night’s NCAA Division I championship game, with Laura Bush telling reporters that the two have become buddies in recent years and avoid talking politics with each other. What do you think?

  • “Illuminati get all the best seats.”

    Matt Polan
    Systems Analyst
  • “I’d love to get a beer somewhere far away from both of them.”

    Scott LaMarche
    Car Stereo Reviewer
  • “It’s nice to know that as long as we don’t talk about anything important, we can all get along.”

    Margaux Bischof
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