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Bill Clinton Joins Twitter

Former president Bill Clinton sent out his first tweet last night under the name @billclinton and has already amassed some 400,000 followers. What do you think?

  • “I’ll wait a few weeks before following him. Don’t want to seem too desperate.”

    Marta Hernandez
  • “Twitter is a good way to get your voice heard.”

    Joshua Driver
    Parking Lot Attendant
  • “Then who the hell is @TheRealBillyClint?”

    Mike Fleury