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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Bill Clinton Joins Twitter

Former president Bill Clinton sent out his first tweet last night under the name @billclinton and has already amassed some 400,000 followers. What do you think?

  • “I’ll wait a few weeks before following him. Don’t want to seem too desperate.”

    Marta Hernandez Baker
  • “Twitter is a good way to get your voice heard.”

    Joshua Driver Parking Lot Attendant
  • “Then who the hell is @TheRealBillyClint?”

    Mike Fleury Unemployed
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