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Bill O'Reilly Sex Scandal

Last week, a Fox News Channel producer sued Bill O'Reilly for sexual harassment, alleging that the cable host pressured her into phone sex. What do you think?
  • "Someone's coming at Bill O'Reilly with lurid public accusations of a heinous personal nature? Wow. Sometimes life can be so... fair."

    Peggy Knight Art Teacher
  • "He wasn't sexually harassing her. He was just looking out for her, like he's doing for all of us, all the time."

    Jonathan Warren Announcer
  • "No wonder it costs $3.99 a minute to call in to 'The Factor.'"

    Shawn Jiminez Assessor
  • "Whether Andrea Mackris' claims are true or false, one thing is certain—that woman is never working for the vast right-wing conspiracy again."

    Curtis Fletcher Systems Analyst
  • "This is just another example of the liberal media's bias against self-destructive, narcissistic, screaming sexist assholes."

    Andy Vaughn Clerk
  • "Just once, I'd like to hear about a sex scandal with honest-to-God penetration."

    Cindy Beck Food Scientist

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