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'Billy Elliot' Wins 10 Tonys

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'Billy Elliot' Wins 10 Tonys

With 10 awards, the musical of the film Billy Elliot dominated the 63rd Tony Awards. What do you think?
  • "I am now firmly convinced that Elton John can do anything with that piano of his."

    Kevin Galasso Pneumatic Drum Sander
  • "I have been brought to tears just by hearing the name Billy Elliot."

    Peggy Dunning Receptionist
  • "Oh, did it? I ended up missing most of the show because I was too busy watching DVR replays of Bret Michaels getting clotheslined by a piece of scenery."

    Chris Panetta Steel Joist Setter

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