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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Bin Laden Called 'Virtually Impotent'

President Bush's Homeland Security adviser Frances Townsend referred to the figurehead of Al-Qaeda as "virtually impotent." What do you think?
  • "Ouch. That's gotta hurt much more than actually being captured."

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  • "Not the worst thing in the world. She could have said he was afraid of commitment."

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  • "That's what she said! Oh wait, we're talking about the most dangerous terrorist in the history of the world."

    Chuck Beato Sidewalk Installer

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