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Veteran Told What Offends Him

WASHINGTON—In the wake of protests in which some players knelt during the national anthem prior to this week’s NFL games, a U.S. Army veteran has been informed that the acts offended him.

Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:
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Bin Laden Called 'Virtually Impotent'

President Bush's Homeland Security adviser Frances Townsend referred to the figurehead of Al-Qaeda as "virtually impotent." What do you think?
  • "Ouch. That's gotta hurt much more than actually being captured."

    Byron Rauch Launderer
  • "Not the worst thing in the world. She could have said he was afraid of commitment."

    Misty Weigl Videographer
  • "That's what she said! Oh wait, we're talking about the most dangerous terrorist in the history of the world."

    Chuck Beato Sidewalk Installer

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