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Bin Laden Not In Control?

According to the U.S. envoy to Pakistan, Osama bin Laden may no longer be in control of al-Qaeda. What do you think?
  • "We won! Without bin Laden, there's no possible way that terrorism can continue!"

    Rory Simpson
    Archivist
  • "I don't think bin Laden ever existed in the first place… He's just a story Islamic extremists tell their kids to explain where bombs come from."

    Rebecca Morgan
    Systems Analyst
  • "Well, that would explain all the directionless suicide bombers blowing themselves up left and right lately."

    Phil Dorgan
    Librarian
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