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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Bin Laden Not In Control?

According to the U.S. envoy to Pakistan, Osama bin Laden may no longer be in control of al-Qaeda. What do you think?
  • "We won! Without bin Laden, there's no possible way that terrorism can continue!"

    Rory Simpson Archivist
  • "I don't think bin Laden ever existed in the first place… He's just a story Islamic extremists tell their kids to explain where bombs come from."

    Rebecca Morgan Systems Analyst
  • "Well, that would explain all the directionless suicide bombers blowing themselves up left and right lately."

    Phil Dorgan Librarian
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