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Bin Laden Relatives Sentenced

A Pakistani court sentenced Osama bin Laden's three widows and two daughters to 45 days of house detention for living illegally in Pakistan. What do you think?

  • "It’s good to see Pakistan’s refusing to harbor terrorists’ widows."

    Mark Carruth Systems Analyst
  • "This just goes to show that it might take a decade and a trillion dollars, but even the widows or daughters of our enemies will eventually face some kind of justice, however trivial."

    Andrea Sullivan Harbor Master
  • "So the punishment for living in Pakistan illegally is being forced to stay there? Fuck, Pakistan, get some self-esteem."

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