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Bin Laden Tape Urges Iraq Unity

In a new audio tape, Ossama bin Laden encourages Iraqi insurgents to stop infighting and unite against the occupying forces. What do you think?
  • "That's pretty shortsighted. There's plenty of hatred and violence to go around for everyone."

    Marc E. Schmidt
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  • "Another audio tape? God, I have to get that guy's agent!"

    Ted Haber
  • "See, we all nearly want the same thing, kind of."

    Pam Barry
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