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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Bin Laden Wore Cowboy Hat To Avoid Detection

According to an investigation by the Pakistani government into the death of Osama bin Laden leaked to the public Monday, the former al-Qaeda leader wore a cowboy hat, shaved his beard, and used other tricks to avoid being detected by authorities for nearly 10 years. What do you think?

  • “I do this at work all the time. Throw on a 10-gallon hat and it’s like you’re not even there.”

    Brandon Whalen Plant Breeder
  • “Oh, so that’s why the Pakistani government couldn’t find him living next to a military base for 10 years.”

    Jean Hackett Compliance Officer
  • “I’ll bet he looked pretty darn handsome.”

    Peter Kirkwood Dorm Room Inspector

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