Bin Laden's Cook Released From Gitmo

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Bin Laden's Cook Released From Gitmo

After 10 years as a prisoner at Guantánamo Bay, 52-year-old Ibrahim al-Qosi, who served as a cook at an al-Qaeda compound in Afghanistan, was released and allowed to return to Sudan. What do you think?

  • “I don’t know if this is a good idea. Steven Seagal was a cook in that one movie and he was 100 percent deadly.”

    Brennan Campbell
    High School Football Coach
  • “So did he give up that positively sinful basbousa recipe, or what?”

    Jess Kearns
    Public Policy Lawyer
  • “Lucky. I wish I had an employable skill like cooking.”

    Timothy Hwong
    Cleaning Products Tester
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