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Biofuels Worse For The Environment

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Biofuels Worse For The Environment

According to the journal Science, the use of biofuels does not offset the greenhouse gas emissions produced in their manufacture. What do you think?
  • "Would it at least offset the amount of time I have to pretend to care about the environment?"

    Bruce Jones
    Systems Analyst
  • "Just once, why can't one of our poorly considered quick fixes work?"

    Kirsten Simonon
    Tattoo Artist
  • "Then where do they suppose we should get this green power? From magic? From the very Sun?"

    Will Trembeau
    Truck Dispatcher

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