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  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

Biofuels Worse For The Environment

According to the journal Science, the use of biofuels does not offset the greenhouse gas emissions produced in their manufacture. What do you think?
  • "Would it at least offset the amount of time I have to pretend to care about the environment?"

    Bruce Jones
    Systems Analyst
  • "Just once, why can't one of our poorly considered quick fixes work?"

    Kirsten Simonon
    Tattoo Artist
  • "Then where do they suppose we should get this green power? From magic? From the very Sun?"

    Will Trembeau
    Truck Dispatcher
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