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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.

Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position

WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the United States and first lady, executives at Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck announced Monday that once the current administration steps down later this week, the departing Bo Obama will officially join their high-powered K Street lobbying firm.
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Biofuels Worse For The Environment

According to the journal Science, the use of biofuels does not offset the greenhouse gas emissions produced in their manufacture. What do you think?
  • "Would it at least offset the amount of time I have to pretend to care about the environment?"

    Bruce Jones Systems Analyst
  • "Just once, why can't one of our poorly considered quick fixes work?"

    Kirsten Simonon Tattoo Artist
  • "Then where do they suppose we should get this green power? From magic? From the very Sun?"

    Will Trembeau Truck Dispatcher

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