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Bird Flu Vaccine Approved

The first vaccine for avian flu was recently approved by the Food and Drug Administration. What do you think?
  • "Just as the HPV vaccine only encourages sexual intercourse, this vaccine will foster and normalize interaction with birds."

    Brad Emery
    Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God, because I've just been tearing through the beef jerky and bottled water in my personal pandemic stockpile.

    Debbie Hirsch
    Embroiderer
  • "I thought bird flu was last year. Did that never happen? I am pretty sure it already happened."

    John Weiss
    Window Washer