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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Bird Flu Vaccine Approved

The first vaccine for avian flu was recently approved by the Food and Drug Administration. What do you think?
  • "Just as the HPV vaccine only encourages sexual intercourse, this vaccine will foster and normalize interaction with birds."

    Brad Emery Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God, because I've just been tearing through the beef jerky and bottled water in my personal pandemic stockpile.

    Debbie Hirsch Embroiderer
  • "I thought bird flu was last year. Did that never happen? I am pretty sure it already happened."

    John Weiss Window Washer
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