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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Bird Flu Vaccine Approved

The first vaccine for avian flu was recently approved by the Food and Drug Administration. What do you think?
  • "Just as the HPV vaccine only encourages sexual intercourse, this vaccine will foster and normalize interaction with birds."

    Brad Emery Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God, because I've just been tearing through the beef jerky and bottled water in my personal pandemic stockpile.

    Debbie Hirsch Embroiderer
  • "I thought bird flu was last year. Did that never happen? I am pretty sure it already happened."

    John Weiss Window Washer

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