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Bishops Urge Iraq Withdrawal

U.S. Catholic bishops described the situation in Iraq as "unacceptable" and urged the withdrawal of troops as quickly as possible. What do you think?
  • "I'm impressed. Once they got over the earth moving around the sun, they caught up to current news really quick."

    Jose Marinos Scheduler
  • "As bishops, their outlook is always diagonal. They should understand that Bush, as a leader, can only move a little at a time."

    Anthony Cheswick Associate Professor
  • "Now there's a Catholic withdrawal method we can all get behind."

    Gloria Johnson Personal Trainer

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