Black Licorice Linked To Irregular Heartbeat

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Black Licorice Linked To Irregular Heartbeat

A chemical compound in black licorice has been found to lower potassium in the blood and may cause irregular heartbeats. What do you think?

  • "Black licorice? What about horehound drops? Or rum balls? Has anyone thought to check on root beer barrels?"

    Earl Lucey
    Welt Beater
  • "This is what Twizzlers gets for trying to save money and not lobby the FDA this year."

    Gwen Schreiber
    Tank Cleaner
  • "I should probably stop prescribing it to my patients then."

    John Dreyfus
    Trip Follower