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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Black Licorice Linked To Irregular Heartbeat

A chemical compound in black licorice has been found to lower potassium in the blood and may cause irregular heartbeats. What do you think?

  • "Black licorice? What about horehound drops? Or rum balls? Has anyone thought to check on root beer barrels?"

    Earl Lucey Welt Beater
  • "This is what Twizzlers gets for trying to save money and not lobby the FDA this year."

    Gwen Schreiber Tank Cleaner
  • "I should probably stop prescribing it to my patients then."

    John Dreyfus Trip Follower

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