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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Blogging Teacher To Return To Work

After a brief suspension, a Pennsylvania teacher will be returning to work at the same high school whose students, faculty, and administrators she criticized in blog posts. What do you think?

  • "My teacher hated my guts, but she did the right thing and just quietly knocked three points off my exams."

    Karen Gartside Systems Analyst
  • "That's okay. I taught those kids enough about life and love when I was their substitute teacher. And I let them call me 'Hank.'"

    Henry T. Gillis Substitute Teacher
  • "She's right, fourth period sucks."

    Bob McDonald Attorney
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