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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Blogging Teacher To Return To Work

After a brief suspension, a Pennsylvania teacher will be returning to work at the same high school whose students, faculty, and administrators she criticized in blog posts. What do you think?

  • "My teacher hated my guts, but she did the right thing and just quietly knocked three points off my exams."

    Karen Gartside Systems Analyst
  • "That's okay. I taught those kids enough about life and love when I was their substitute teacher. And I let them call me 'Hank.'"

    Henry T. Gillis Substitute Teacher
  • "She's right, fourth period sucks."

    Bob McDonald Attorney

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