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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Bloomberg Proposes NYC Climate Change Protection Plan

Anticipating powerful storms and rising sea levels due to climate change, Mayor Michael Bloomberg unveiled a $20 billion long-term plan that includes building massive floodwalls and creating a man-made island to help shield New York City from extreme weather. What do you think?

  • “Long-term plans? That’s not the America I know.”

    George Cass Relish Blender
  • “But ignoring it is so cost-effective.”

    Brad Benko Monorail Conductor
  • “There Bloomberg goes again, taking away my freedom of choice to die in a storm.”

    Katie Lesniak Reed Maker
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