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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Bloomberg Proposes NYC Climate Change Protection Plan

Anticipating powerful storms and rising sea levels due to climate change, Mayor Michael Bloomberg unveiled a $20 billion long-term plan that includes building massive floodwalls and creating a man-made island to help shield New York City from extreme weather. What do you think?

  • “Long-term plans? That’s not the America I know.”

    George Cass Relish Blender
  • “But ignoring it is so cost-effective.”

    Brad Benko Monorail Conductor
  • “There Bloomberg goes again, taking away my freedom of choice to die in a storm.”

    Katie Lesniak Reed Maker
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