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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Blue Food Dye Helps Spinal Injuries

Researchers have found that the blue food dye found in M&Ms; and Gatorade may help new spinal injuries heal. What do you think?
  • "And to think, just 14 years ago, some people didn't vote for the blue M&M. For shame."

    Daniel Coy Systems Analyst
  • "Interestingly, blue food dye also contributes to the medical condition known as 'blue tongue.'"

    Darcy Ripp Financial Planner
  • "If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I'm sure he'd be the first to say, 'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?'"

    Aaron Peacocke Barber

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