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DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Blue Food Dye Helps Spinal Injuries

Researchers have found that the blue food dye found in M&Ms; and Gatorade may help new spinal injuries heal. What do you think?
  • "And to think, just 14 years ago, some people didn't vote for the blue M&M. For shame."

    Daniel Coy Systems Analyst
  • "Interestingly, blue food dye also contributes to the medical condition known as 'blue tongue.'"

    Darcy Ripp Financial Planner
  • "If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I'm sure he'd be the first to say, 'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?'"

    Aaron Peacocke Barber
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