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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Bolton Steps Down

John Bolton, the American delegate to the UN, will step down when the current term runs out. What do you think?
  • "It's a shame. He had so many bridges yet to burn."

    Tammy Watson Systems Analyst
  • "With Bolton finally out of the way, the UN can get back to doing what it does best: solving the world's problems in a quick and efficient manner."

    Leo Schneider Grocery Bagger
  • "He was the one person I could count on to stand in the face of popular opinion and wear that absurd mustache."

    Ryan Smith Promotions Manager

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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