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Bolton's UN Nomination

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Bolton's UN Nomination

The Senate continues to debate John Bolton's nomination for UN ambassador, with Bush threatening to appoint him in spite of their concerns. What do you think?
  • "Man, if the Democrats are going to block every terrible idea Bush has, nothing's ever going to get done in Washington."

    Mindy Biancardi Designer
  • "Appointing Bolton to the UN is like appointing a fish to ride a bicycle that he hates and wishes to destroy."

    Seth Johnson Systems Analyst
  • "He may look gruff, but I'm sure he's quite warm and grandfatherly once you get to know him. We're talking about Wilford Brimley, right?"

    David Wilcox Desk Clerk
  • "It's amazing! I've been following this story from day one, and I still don't give a shit."

    Kevin Mouton Sportscaster
  • "Some people say I look like John Bolton. You see the resemblance? No? It's the mustache."

    Brian Dixon Optician
  • "All these problems stem from the Bush Administration's refusal to hand over documents requested from them. Isn't about time we outlaw documents?"

    Kim Murillo Fire-Alarm Installer

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