Bones Of King Richard III Found Beneath Parking Lot

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Bones Of King Richard III Found Beneath Parking Lot

Human remains found beneath a parking lot in the English city of Leicester were identified as those of King Richard III, who was widely reviled for murdering those who stood in his way and who died in battle in 1485. What do you think?

  • “This should take some of the heat off Prince Harry for a while.”

    Burt Spivia
    Systems Analyst
  • “I guess that solves the case of the haunted Leicester parking lot.”

    Farrah Sprigga
    Water Meter Reader
  • “Oh hell, now that jerk at the office Dave Plantagenet will never, ever shut up about this.”

    Sammy Busbee
    Zipper Setter
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