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Being A Mom Was The Best Four Years Of My Life!

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Boomers On Social Security

The first U.S. baby boomer, born one second after midnight on January 1, 1946, has applied for Social Security benefits. What do you think?
  • "Wait a second. Not only do I have to pay to keep them safe from terrorists, I have to pay so they can retire, too?"

    Randy Venable Stenograher
  • "Things may look bleak right now but with our next postwar bubble of vigorous economic growth, it should be 1946 all over again in no time."

    Mary Errett Clothing Salesperson
  • "Fuck it. If this Social Security ship is about to sink, I'm telling Amy I love her!"

    Colin Halverson Systems Analyst

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