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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Border Patrol Finds Pot On Bieber Tour Bus

U.S. border patrol agents reportedly found marijuana on Justin Bieber’s tour bus as it passed from Canada into Detroit Sunday, though Bieber himself was not on the bus at the time and made his scheduled performance later that night. What do you think?

  • “Whoa, that kid’s got his own bus?”

    Danny Tooley Gear Cleaner
  • “Once you go to the weed, it’s over. I’ve seen friends on that stuff.”

    Marjolaine Price Unemployed
  • “Who cares about drugs? How was the show?”

    John Piper Polyphase Meter Tester

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