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Border Patrol Finds Pot On Bieber Tour Bus

U.S. border patrol agents reportedly found marijuana on Justin Bieber’s tour bus as it passed from Canada into Detroit Sunday, though Bieber himself was not on the bus at the time and made his scheduled performance later that night. What do you think?

  • “Whoa, that kid’s got his own bus?”

    Danny Tooley Gear Cleaner
  • “Once you go to the weed, it’s over. I’ve seen friends on that stuff.”

    Marjolaine Price Unemployed
  • “Who cares about drugs? How was the show?”

    John Piper Polyphase Meter Tester


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