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Boston's Big-Dig Fiasco

Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney took over an inspection of the Big Dig, Boston's recently completed multi-billion-dollar tunnel highway system, after a collapsed ceiling panel killed a driver. What do you think?
  • "Listen, when the government spends $14 billion on anything, you are going to have to accept that an innocent person will die under a concrete slab."

    Mindy Wilmington Lathe Operator
  • "That's what they get for building it on the site of the ancient Indian burial tunnels."

    Adam Conklin Prosthetic Limb Salesperson
  • "How come when I spend day after day in a tunnel it's 'loitering and trespassing,' but when the governor of Massachusetts does it, it's an 'investigation'?"

    Brian Laskin Pizza Delivery Driver

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