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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Botox May Cure Migraines

Pharmaceutical company Allergan says its paralysis-inducing wrinkle preventer Botox works as a treatment for chronic migraines. What do you think?
  • "I think what's going on here is just that people can't visibly grimace in pain anymore."

    Jeremy Klein Exterminator
  • "And it smoothes out those unsightly brain wrinkles."

    Anne Burges Systems Analyst
  • "Inject poison into my head?! Why didn't I think of that?"

    Victor Dunbar Bartender

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