Boy Scouts To Allow Gay Members, Ban Gay Leaders

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Boy Scouts To Allow Gay Members, Ban Gay Leaders

The Boy Scouts of America voted during their annual meeting yesterday to allow the admittance of openly gay youths into the scouting program, while maintaining the organization’s ban on homosexual adults as scout leaders. What do you think?

  • “Big deal. I was in the scouts 30 years ago and was gay as gay can be.”

    Colin Stiven Unemployed
  • “But the gay scoutmasters know all the hip new knots.”

    JoAnn Moriceau Slurry Mixer
  • “Good. Now get out there and sell some popcorn!”

    Edward Boyd Sign Hanger


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